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Fandom: Teletubbies

“‘Hey Po, check these out, slut.’ Dipsy said as he showed me his false nails. On each nail there was a letter. All together they spelt ‘Dipsy bitch’. He slowly removed the dildo from his purple ass hole.’Shit, that’s more painful than when I had Barack Obama’s black disco stick in there!’ The red dildo was covered in blood. He jumped off the bed and squeezed my cheeks. Then he placed the blood covered dildo into my mouth. His blood tasted like Bruno Mars’ jizz and candy floss mixed together. I licked my lips.”

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    wh-ha-ha-ha-ha-what?!

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    OOC: REBLOGGING THIS. AGAIN. TELETUBBIES MOTHERFUCKER TELETUBBIES.

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    Teletubbies. MOTHER FUCKING TELETUBBIES.

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    I…what….how? No. Why.

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    can’t even… what?

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    Literally my reaction...realized that this...teletubbies…:I

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    Sandy stares awkwardly at old Po plushy 2012

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    I’m sorry, I have to note that you have a problem with the random pop culture references and not that this is a lemon...

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    *BEEP* Lee is not here right now. Lee has gone away for a while. Please leave a message at the tone. *BEEP*

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    fuck did this? Pop culture references out of place...schtick ins schlocky fics, This has...

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    Best crack fic? Best crack fic.

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